Friday, April 27, 2012

A lot of ‘Pot’ found in Puerto Peñasco!

-by El Gitano Peñasco, "The Peñasco Gypsy"

Several Spanish-language newspapers have reported this week that an anonymous tip led to the seizure of 3,000 kilos of marijuana by the authorities, and if I read the news announcement correctly the ‘pot’ was being concealed at some condominiums around or along the road to La Choya.

That is enough pot (around 3 tons!) to keep a lot of people stoned for a very long time. I’m sure the herbs were being positioned for transportation and distribution up in the ‘old country’ (USA) and I’m very thankful the seizure did not result in more needless killings over that evil ‘Mary Jane’.

Most of you probably don’t know, but this warfare on pot smokers really started generations ago, in the early 1900s. In part, in the USA it was initially geared against the threat of Mexican nationals, who at the end of a very hard day of working the fields in the USA (stealing our jobs, er, so the rest of us could eat) would sit around their campsites at night and light up a couple doobies.

That was always followed by some storytelling about life back home, the day’s activities in the fields and what the future would bring them, their families and friends, followed by some singing and dancing around the campfire while someone was assigned the task of preparing the evening’s gourmet meal to be enjoyed by all.

Of course that's when it all went terribly wrong, because once they finished their fill of beans, rice and tortillas they’d head into the nearest all-white community, high on pot, and rob the banks and rape the women while their compadres slit the throats of their husbands.

Then, still not having tamed the savage beast within that is caused by that gateway drug they went on to steal everything in sight, plus they kidnapped many children and sold them to the highest bidders who then shipped the kiddies off to the four corners of the earth to work under slave-labor conditions or worse.

This process continued night after night, and the Mexicans would also sell the dreaded weed to any and all other (mostly) ‘minorities’ and get them ‘hooked’, too. And once those groups of non-white Christians had a couple ‘hits’ they, too, would wreak havoc on communities everywhere.

And before Government, Business and Church leaders in the USA understood what was causing the mayhem, millions of these people from the US--- border to border and coast to coast--- were roaming the nation in bands, destroying people’s lives and burning towns to the ground.

Still not satisfied, the deranged potheads engaged in homosexual activities that in turn began to destroy marriages; and they supported Satanism, too, and with the ‘Great deceiver’ they joined the Evil One attempting to rid the USA of Christianity.

But even that wasn’t enough. Being always jacked up on ‘reefers’ many went on to become card-carrying members of the Communist Party while others affiliated with the Socialist Party and generations later all that un-American activity ultimately led them all to never want to work a day in their lives, never support their families, attend school or contribute to the betterment of society in general.

Finally, when nothing else satisfied their deepest darkest cravings, and now with generations hooked on pot, they started to vote the Democratic ‘ticket’(which we all know is the new version of the Communist and Socialist Parties), always with their hands out seeking a free ride as they began to hallucinate that they are ‘entitled’ to the luxurious lifestyle we all know ‘Social Services’ provides.

It’s all true, I swear. I read all about it on the internets…

A Gypsy can always dream!

¡Viva Puerto Peñasco y México!


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